the, oh aren’t I so pretty, Maria Sharapova. She had to take the whole 25 seconds between serves – walk to the back of the court, approach the line, bounce the ball, fix the hair, stare at her opponent, bounce the ball twice and then serve, usually into the net or long and then the whole routine would start again. She mewled about her elbow after the match as an excuse for losing and says that she’s 13th in the world which is better than most people do after shoulder surgery. What a loser. And the match that she is holding up is…